If you can’t hit them, join the society that protects the endangered Clay Pigeon..
President Gwyn Plastered Richards with Anthony Automatic Low.
Don't think we'll be too popular here Ant..
We have a new President, Hail Barry Hughes from Bangor.
Barry an ex hippie (with a pervy mate called Dave) has made it his crusade to save as many Clay Pigeons as possible. On Sunday at Dovey Valley he saved dozens from a cruel death by filling his cartridges with confetti (pink of course) instead of shot.
Sharing the picture with Barry the Hippie, is Keith I Need a Drink Hill, Barry’s mentor and fellow tractor collector.
Pointing her finger at Barry from the left, is Sue I Love Skeet Gauton, whilst telling everyone about the time she shot a 25 straight at Dovey 
Respect man, I'm so cool.. (for a 44 year old hippie).
We have a new vice president Junior Rhys Davies.
The Society is proud to announce that we have our first ever Junior Vice President, Rhys Davies from Llanbedrog.
I regret to say, Gwyn Plastered Richards shot and killed 36 clays today
By doing so, he is no longer welcomed by the Clay Pigeon Conservation Society and must resign a.s.a.p.
There is now a vacancy in the Society, can anyone suggest someone for the position?
Glad to say, we have a new President, details to follow over the next few days.
Gwyn plastered Richards won the second Gwynedd County Skeet qualifier today and on his way slaughtered many Clay Pigeons.
He has the cheek to call himself a conservationist!!!
Our latest member and first ever junior vice President is Rhys Davies.
Well done Rhys, and keep missing those clays.
We’re proud of you.
congratulations rhys,
you thorouly diserve the job,
carry on using keith’s semi auto and you could be a lifetime member
Rhys thoroughly deserves his place in the Society, keep it up were proud of you
pmsl
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